
Join me as I watch 100 movies that IMDB user ChrisWalczyk55 considers the 100 Greatest Movies of All Time.
This list was chosen because when I googled “top 100 movies of all time,” it was the first list to come up.
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Does Carmen Sandiego Support the Chinese Genocide of the Uighurs? [CAVE DIVE]
Like many 26-year-old men, I have fallen in love with Netflix’s Carmen San Diego. Everyone loves a story of redistributing wealth from the undeserving, back to the deserving: Robin Hood, Karl Marx, or whatever Atlas Shrugged is about. Carmen San Diego is a master thief, with unmatched skills. In her newest incarnation, Carmen’s mission is… Read more
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Wish List
We all have one. Our list of what-ifs. What if Bo Jackson played a full career? What if Quentin Tarantino directed a gritty Hawkman movie? We may never know. Entertainment is full of question marks. So if we aren’t going to actually live in a perfect world, we may as well talk about what we… Read more
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2 Plots, 1 Title #5
The plot of two movies combine to make one memorable title. (Game rules available) Lee Marvin whips up a ragtag group of 12 World War II commandos to take on Steve Martin’s over-sized family in this remake of the 1950 film by the same name. Answer Below: Be sure to follow Artless Troglodyte on Facebook,… Read more
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2 Plots, 1 Title #4
The plot of two movies combine to make one memorable title. (Game rules available) In his unforgiving quest for wealth, oilman Daniel Day-Lewis competes against the likes of Jean-Claude Van Damme in an underground street fighting competition. Answer: There Will Be Bloodsport (2007’s There Will Be Blood and 1988’s Bloodsport) Want to play? Leave your… Read more
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The Top 100
Join me as I watch 100 movies that IMDB user ChrisWalczyk55 considers the 100 Greatest Movies of All Time. This list was chosen because when I googled “top 100 movies of all time,” it was the first list to come up. #1: The Godfather (Watched before starting the blog) As EVERYONE knows, the Godfather is… Read more
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2 Plots, 1 Title #3
The plot of two movies combine to make one memorable title. (Game rules available) Based on the 1962 novel by Ken Kesey, Jack Nicholson causes disruption in a mental hospital with the assistance of a cadre of animated animals voiced by Bruce Willis, Garry Shandling, Steve Carell, William Shatner, Wanda Sykes and Nick Nolte. Answer: One Flew Over The Hedge (1975’s… Read more
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2 PLOTS, 1 TITLE #2
The plot of two movies combine to make one memorable title. (Game rules available) In this kids’ classic that combines live-action with animation, Macaulay Culkin is transported into the pages of a high-seas adventure starring Russell Crowe and Paul Bettany, who are in pursuit of a French privateer. Answer: The Pagemaster and Commander: The Far… Read more
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2 PLOTS, 1 TITLE
2 Plots, 1 Title is a word and movie game we play among each other almost constantly. To play, we’ll share a combined plot synopsis of two movies, and you guess the title, which is a mismatch of the two movie titles. The movies generally share a similar word or similar sound in their title,… Read more
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1917, Dark Crystal, Rambo: Last Blood [FLOP or NOT]
In today’s FLOP or NOT, Jack dives into three of the most epic trailers of late, and of course dishes a FLOP or NOT rating. 1917 (December, 2019) World War I deserves more movies. It only started to receive the recognition it deserves in media, art, and public knowledge in the face of its centennial… Read more
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Two New Summer Singles to Bump (While it’s Still Sunny) [TUNE TALK]
North Mississippi Allstars & Erykah Badu release sweltering, smooth tracks perfect for the heat. As a guy who needs to find a place to live by later this August, I’m acutely aware of just how close September, Back-to-School season, and chillier weather is around the corner. Luckily, I recently discovered two tracks from this summer… Read more
#1: The Godfather

(Watched before starting the blog)
As EVERYONE knows, the Godfather is considered the greatest movie of all time. I am going to be honest, I liked the movie, but I do not really understand why it is the best movie of all time. It felt more drawn out than necessary and some of the filming felt really dated. I guess that invalidates all of my other reviews.
