Welcome to Artless Troglodyte
What is Artless Troglodyte Media? Is it a blog? A lifestyle? An exercise in the inane?
We’ll let you be the judge. But before you do, here are the facts:
The 4 of us met in 2013 as hall-mates in a freshman college dorm. One of our early conversations revolved around rating war movies. Some negative things were said about Terence Malick’s 1998 The Thin Red Line. A heated argument ensued, and ended with a door slam and the now infamous quote, “If you don’t like The Thin Red Line, then you’re an ARTLESS TROGLODYTE!” Feelings cooled as they always do, and within weeks we were united in our shared appreciation for snappy dialogue and talking miscellaneous trivia.
Artless Troglodyte Media is an effort to share these debates, and our friendship, with you. Because if you like talking movies, pop culture, or ramen, you might just be artless troglodyte too.
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